2011 – Week 3

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The NFL’s popularity is unquestionably bolstered by the Fantasy Football craze, but perhaps the league took it too far by posting this banner image on their website last week:
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Jamaal Charles and his shredded knee are now shills for late-start FFL leagues. Amazing. But it’s true, injuries make FFL managers wish they could just start over. This week, blue-chip WR Kenny Britt went down for the season and the Colts owner may or may not have declared Peyton Manning out for the year (is it really a question at this point!?). Peyton’s been out so long I don’t remember how he hurt himself.
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Oh.

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Scoring may finally be normalizing, but you wouldn’t know it by looking at Fumblecopter. Here are your scores:
The Phantom Limbs (Peter) – 99
Pacifist Assassins (John) – 83
J.A.W.S. (Dave) – 84
Marshmallow Mateys (Cory) – 87
Monday Night (Phil) – 64
KRUG Kommandant (Denny) – 68
team name pending (Aaron) – 88
Nana Nancy Unit (Tyler) – 107
The Cutlass Cieras (Chris) – 98
The Almighty Muffins (Mike) – 82
Fumblecopter (Andy) – 126
I’m Mr. T Sucka! (Eric) – 108
The pastors squared off this week in a huge game! Mid-week, Mike changed his team name to “The Sweet Mini-Vans” and Chris proposed that whoever wins the game gets the loser’s vehicle. Such side-wagers can get dicey, but you’ve got to admire Wachter’s fire. He came out and whopped the “Van-Muffins”. Fumblecopter keeps putting up the big numbers, scoring 100+ for the 3rd straight week. Eric has to be mad he drew this matchup on a week he scored 108. It seemed like the game between Monday and KRUG was played in the Carolina monsoon. The low scoring slog ended with KRUG getting the win. Nancy rolled up some big numbers to keep Aaron’s team winless for another week. The Limbs, on the other hand, are winless no more! After vowing to be done losing, the Commish’s team notched a W over the Assassins. And in the game of the week, two unbeaten teams duked it out and the Mateys kicked a field goal as time expired to beat J.A.W.S. Incredible finish!!
Current LoC Standings: 

Rank Team W-L-T Pct Pts For Pts Against Streak Waiver Budget Moves
1. Fumblecopter 3-0-0 1.000 353 273 W-3 $100 1
2. Marshmallow Mateys 3-0-0 1.000 281 248 W-3 $100
3. J.A.W.S. 2-1-0 .667 298 279 L-1 $76 6
4. KRUG Kommandant 2-1-0 .667 243 234 W-2 $100 1
5. Nana Nancy Unit 1-1-1 .500 331 317 W-1 $100
6. Monday Night 1-1-1 .500 290 263 L-1 $100 2
7. I’m Mr. T Sucka! 1-2-0 .333 326 327 L-2 $100 1
8. The Cutlass Cieras 1-2-0 .333 289 307 W-1 $100 1
9. Pacifist Assassins 1-2-0 .333 271 294 L-2 $92 2
10. The Phantom Limbs 1-2-0 .333 269 291 W-1 $94 6
11. The Almighty Muffins 1-2-0 .333 264 292 L-1 $89 9
12. team name pending 0-3-0 .000 242 332 L-3 $100 2


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A couple more winless teams got in the win column in the PL. And could the Alchemist be vulnerable?! Here are the Scores:
Mean Regressors (Chris A.) – 119
Waffle Housers (Nate) – 94
sasquatches r real! (Darren) – 82
Nerd Herd (Bob) – 64
Blackhearts (Jon) – 75
The Alchemist (Chris T.) – 82
The Russel (Russ) – 131
Beer Boys (Hyatt) – 83
McChamps (Tom) – 115
a couple 13 14 wins (Wayne) – 75
Glass Joe (Bernt) – 96
diddy (Jim) – 74
So Glass Joe isn’t so breakable after all! Bernt’s team got win #1 of the year courtesy of diddy. The Regressors weren’t letting Nate off just because he had a baby this week and slapped 119 on the Housers. The juggernaut that was The Alchemist still won this week, but 82 points looks a lot more beatable than 126 did last week. Of only the Blackhearts hadn’t gotten two goose eggs from Branch and Beanie, who knows? The Nerd Herd was one of many teams who kept Peyton Hillis in the lineup on the promise that he could play through strep only to be snake bit and lose. Who needs RBs? The Sasquatches win despite two goose eggs from Foster and Spiller! The McChamps aren’t letting up on the gas yet, trouncing Wayne’s team by 40 points! But that wasn’t even the biggest win of the week. The Russel hung 131 on Beer Boys for a 48 point win! That hurts. 
Current PL Standings: 

Rank Team W-L-T Pct Pts For Pts Against Streak Waiver Budget Moves
1. The Alchemist 3-0-0 1.000 325 251 W-3 $100
2. McChamps 3-0-0 1.000 319 245 W-3 $98 5
3. The Russell 2-1-0 .667 359 259 W-1 $94 9
4. Blackhearts 2-1-0 .667 293 258 L-1 $97 2
5. sasquatches r real! 2-1-0 .667 273 244 W-1 $100
6. Mean Regressors 1-2-0 .333 287 307 W-1 $100 3
7. Waffle Housers 1-2-0 .333 280 329 L-1 $100 1
8. Beer Boys 1-2-0 .333 278 326 L-2 $99 1
9. Glass Joe 1-2-0 .333 273 330 W-1 $100
10. diddy 1-2-0 .333 263 269 L-1 $100
11. a couple 13 14 wins 1-2-0 .333 254 312 L-1 $100
12. Nerd Herd 0-3-0 .000 237 311 L-3 $100 2


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After staying with the Premier League in the first two weeks, we must turn our gaze to the LoC. We cannot ignore Fumblecopter any more. Andy’s team is in first place and has scored the most points in the LoC so far. In a couple weeks, he will take on Nana Nancy, the 2nd highest scoring team in the LoC. I can’t wait to see what those two teams will do that week. For now, Fumblecopter deserves some dap. So here it is! 
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Kenny Britt was this week’s Jamaal Charles. Whenever there’s a mass jettisoning of a player, the roster spots must be filled. Will it be backup in TEN, or a promising rookie coming off a big game? Or maybe that Dallas kicker who just put up 21 points on Monday night?! Whatever you do, don’t be a bystander. Bystanders get hit in the face. 
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Until Next Week,

Commish Peter 

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